Mma Makutsi desires a husband

(with apologies again to Alexander McCall Smith) With big glasses, and an awkward type of skin, she felt it quite impossible to win a decent man, she very keenly felt

Zen and the art of getting free Guinness

“What do you reckon, money the root of all evil?” “The love of money is the root of all evil.” Replied Pete “So capitalism is to blame.” Said Barney.

A Few More Cookies (story)

"George, I love you." "Don't give me any of that mush, Ryan." "You're all I got left, George."

The War for Miogaror: Chapter 3

“I believe we do have more important matters to speak of. I must tell each of you why I have summoned you.”

scratches and falls

walking home I plucked a leaf from a neighbours hedge as my arm outstretched I noticed a scratch below my elbow a scratch on my elbow I did not know was there

A Boy Made Happy (story)

And tonight is no exception. That's why his mother left the light on in the hallway. Frightening away strange noises helped him sleep.
Cherry

Payback Time 2

Another bit to see where it goes, could have been put onto yesterday, but think that would have been to long. The first two parts are just the introduction really.

The Vampire Lord Must Die

Ashley is dispatched to assassinate a vampire lord.

PIXIE ON MY SHOULDER (re-write)

There's a pixie on my shoulder...

THE PUDDLE PIXIES - CHAPTER 7 - BIG JACK LITTLE JACK

A tale of two Jacks

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