Chapter One

Victoria returns home after six months fallowing her mental break down.

protecting the public

when M.I.A flipped off the world while performing at the superbowl, folks at the FCC gasped & talk of preserving the integrity of the show has now been discussed,

the cop in your head

if only there were enough do-gooder capes for such a nauseating lack of self-awareness & self-righteous assumptions that such desperation will never become such good good citizens.

censorship island

i know a little place where all of you can go it never really rains there & it never ever snows, if it’s windy, if it’s humid, it’s never really long &
Cherry

Terms of Endearment

You lived in me, and I in you.
Cherry

Ex - chapter 19 - bank robbers and buried noses part 2

So shoot me you execrable little pissant, shoot me in my guts where it is going to hurt the most and do it now before I rip you apart with my fucking teeth.”
Cherry

Ex-chapter 18 - Bank robbers and buried noses part 1

I decided, on balance , given that my cheekbone had been shattered and the word “Teflon” had been burnt in reverse onto my forehead, that I had better pop in to A and E.”

The window cleaner

My father’s a window cleaner My grandfather as well So I started cleaning windows It’s just a job so what the hell? But when I first climbed up my ladder Someone put out all my lights

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