Keystone Cops, a whole bunch of oiks, and some chicken in a basket

One day I decided to join the navy. I’d figured that my life wasn’t really going anywhere (see Book) and that somehow military service... for Queen and Country and all that...

Psychopaths and a butterfly, and a nice cup of tea

It was something of a coincidence when a few years ago I was at a party in Bath and met the daughter of John and Anna Carter, founders of Carter’s Steam Fair in London where I once worked for a day

In My Little Playground

It all ticks away In my little playground There are some beautiful spots Beneath the tall dark mountains Between the dirty box houses Rainbows turn to grey In my little playground

Maybe

Sitting on the public grass Talking happily Although my words are sparse Everyone knows I can't speak properly Maybe That's why I'm the last asked to leave The last asked for by name Maybe

Another

Another empty packet Blowing in the wind Another filthy racket Another rabbit skinned Another golden locket On a stiffened neck Another hand in pocket Another weeping wreck

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Deathly wind shakes the furnace Faces glimmer from the fire Long time coming I want that feeling Proud to be bothered by little ones Though inevitably changed Neither better or worse

No alternative now

I've got an idea...

Waterworld - Manufacturers of a revolutionary new product

If you suffer from bladder weakness then this could be the product for you.

Summertime will come, in time (Lyrics)

1st Verse: Our feet are deep in snow; frost glimmers on the trees but when the cold wind blows dream of a summer breeze. 2nd Verse: Think of leaves and blossoms

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