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Randy Johnson
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Just To Get Free Beer
You are an idiot, those are words that you need to hear. You're risking your freedom just to get some free beer. You're buying beer for 17 and 18...
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Why I Had To Pay On Valentine's Day
My wife became furious because I forgot to buy her some candy and flowers. The bitch tried to electrocute me with a toaster while I was taking a...
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Registered Sex Offender
The story I'm going to tell is something that isn't good. A registered sex offender moved to my neighborhood. A child molester moved to my...
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$hopping $pree
I hate to say I told you so but you wouldn't listen to me. And your so called girlfriend went on a shopping spree. She told you that her dad needed...
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Burkette Greene
My granddad died twenty-two years ago today at the age of eighty-seven. His name was Burkette Greene. He was born on May 1, 1910 and he lived in...
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