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Randy Johnson

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That Damn Duck Hunt Dog

By randy-johnson on Sun, 24 May 2020

Some call him a bastard and others call him a cunt. But everybody hates that dog that's on Duck Hunt. When you shoot at ducks but miss, that damn dog...

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The Late Steve Cash II

By randy-johnson on Thu, 21 May 2020

Poor Steve Cash decided that he wanted to die. When we lose a good person, we always ask why. He made "Talking Kitty Cat" videos and that was great...

Pertwee Perished

By randy-johnson on Wed, 20 May 2020

Jon Pertwee died twenty-four years ago today. He died on May 20, 1996 at the age of seventy-six. He died of a heart attack in his sleep. For those...

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Lousy Gift Giver

By randy-johnson on Wed, 20 May 2020

I'm angry because of a gift that I received on my birthday. My friend bought me "Batman and Robin" on Blu-ray. Arnold Schwarzenegger gave a terrible...

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Jerry Stiller

By randy-johnson on Sat, 16 May 2020

Jerry Stiller has died at the age of 92, he lived to a ripe old age. He starred in movies, television shows and also on stage. Jerry starred in both...