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Randy Johnson
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The Sausage
I tied a sausage to my leg and for a short time my ex-girlfriend was fooled. But she dumped me flat on my ass when she laerned her leg was being...
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- 441 reads
Disgraceful Behavior
Before Donald Trump was inaugurated, some people made a commercial that I found to be disgraceful. On this commericial, some actors asked at least...
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My Big Buddy
It was very sad when your life came to an end. You weren't just a cat, you were also my friend. You became my cat after you were born in 2002. You...
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Questionable Morals
When everything has been said and done, You are not good enough for my son. You've been with a lot of men and you have four illegitimate babies. I...
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- 276 reads
Fifty
My cousin would've turned fifty today if he hadn't died in 2019. His name was John Brown and he was born on September 9, 1970. He would've been on...
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