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Terence Mullan

 

I shaved my head again today. I shave it every couple of months to disguise the fact that I’m going bald.

798 of my comments have received 844 Great Feedback votes

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If ever I form a punk band,

Posted on Sat, 30 Dec 2023

If ever I form a punk band, with your approval, I'll call it A Box Full of Kale.

I'm glad I was on the right track. 

Flogging Molly are a great band, by the way. Here I'm still mourning the recent departure of Shane MacGowan. 

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I’ll put a knobbly lorry

Posted on Sat, 30 Dec 2023

I’ll put a knobbly lorry under me in bed …

An effective measure but maybe a bit drastic. I'd have probably gone for a couple of bits of Lego.

Nice poem Rhiannon... entertaining and amusing.

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Having formerly lived in

Posted on Sat, 30 Dec 2023

Having formerly lived in Wiltshire for many a moon, I would have calculated from your words that you had set this poem in that part of the world, even if you hadn't told me.

Superstition, antiquity and mystery; this is the stuff of the...

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Chez Ó Maoláin

Posted on Thu, 28 Dec 2023

Yes thank you Di. All is rosy at the moment chez Ó Maoláin.

I hope you are fit and well yourself and you got your son and his illness and his sick note sorted out. 

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Fiction, yes, but more

Posted on Wed, 27 Dec 2023

Fiction, yes, but more believable than what some people claim to be the truth.

Nice one Paul. Very enjoyable.

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Posted in The Masque of the Red-Faced Boris

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Sorry won’t be enough...

Posted on Tue, 26 Dec 2023

Sorry won’t be enough... exactly!

Their thoughts and prayers worth even less.. 

 

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Posted in Even Croesus Had To Sleep

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Snake belts...

Posted on Thu, 21 Dec 2023

I'm often told that I write like an eight-and-a-half-year-old. And I did indeed have a snake belt, but I didn't tell anyone because they were considered sinful.

Many thanks indeed Ewan. I'm delighted.

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Nice words Paul. Good on you!

Posted on Wed, 20 Dec 2023

Nice words Paul.

Good on you!

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Posted in By the Candelight of Saints

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You've hit your usual high

Posted on Wed, 20 Dec 2023

You've hit your usual high standard of writing here Jenny.

Very best wishes to you.

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Posted in Charms Of The Season

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That's the answer Ed. I had a

Posted on Tue, 19 Dec 2023

That's the answer Ed. I had a couple of Christmases in Tenerife and one in Marrakech. The Marrakech one was brilliant because there was absolutely no mention of Christmas at all. 

Any road, whatever you do this year I hope you enjoy it. 

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Posted in Dreaming of a Grey Christmas

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