Short Stories

From time to time, I attempt the odd humorous short story.  Some of them have been published in the Derby Telegraph, others just languish on my blog.  These are a few of them.

Cherry

AlterNativity - Part 1 - The Night Watch

This is the first story in my 'Alter-Nativity' series. Basically some stories (with my tongue firmly shoved in my cheek) which show how the Nativity might have played out, if you had been there at the time. For this first story, just what was it that the shepherds were doing while they watched?
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You'd Better Watch Out

I suppose that we've reached the time of year when a Christmas story wouldn't look too out of place. This one originally appeared in the Derby Telegraph in 2014, and begs the question, what do you do if you really catch Santa Claus? You can also find this, and a lot more like it, in my Christmas collection of stories "A Christmas Cracker"
Cherry

AlterNativity - Part 2 - The King Thing (Revised)

The second instalment in my alternative nativity. The shepherds have an unexpected encounter on the way to the stable.

AlterNativity - Part 3 - A Room At The Inn

We've heard about the innkeeper, in just about every nativity, but what about the inn?
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King Wenceslas, Look Out! - Part One

We've all heard of Good King Wenceslas, particularly at this time of year, but was that always the case?
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King Wenceslas, Look Out!! - Part Two

In Part One , the Page tried to get the King to do a charitable act for a peasant gathering winter fuel but the King was more interested in his crossword.

Trick or Treat?

I was rather taken with the characters of Peregrine and Prudence in You'd Better Watch Out and I wondered what would happen if they took a similarly analytical approach to other holidays and celebrations, hence this
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What's In Store, For Santa Claus?

When you're as logical and inquisitive as Peregrine and Prudence, Christmas can present a bit of a challenge!
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Here We Come A'Wassailing

Peregrine and Prudence try out an old English festive tradition.
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School's Out(ish)!

Peregrine and Prudence find themselves still at school, even when others are not.

Pack up your troubles in your old kit...

Peregrine and Prudence take advantage of V.E. Day to hone their entrepreneurial skills..

A Panda Called Mick

From time to time I write stories for my grandson in which I imagine the conversations that might take place between his two Labradors, Packham and India. I thought they might be a bit perplexed by all that is going on at the moment, so I thought it would be interesting to hear what they make of it all...
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The Walrus and the Aunteater

My grandson wanted a sequel to 'A Panda Called Mick ', so this is it. Being of an orderly mind, he wanted Packham to understand what was really going on this time, which is something of a tall order for a Chocolate Labrador but we've given it our best shot ;-)
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Don't Take The Tablets!

My grandson, Flynn, was concerned that his two dogs, Packham and India, hadn't properly understood about the virus either in 'A Panda Called Mick' or 'The Walrus and the Aunteater' so he asked if this time I could make sure that they did. I must admit, I couldn't see much opportunity for humour in that context, but it turns out I was wrong ;-)

In Search of the 'Snoz-Wanger'!

My grandson had to create an imaginary creature for his remote English school work. In this exercise he had to describe the creature and explain its habitat and habits. This made me wonder what his two dogs, Packham and India, might make of it...

Dog Days!*

It's Packham's birthday, so it seems a bit unfair he should be spending it doing hard sums!

Departure Point?

You know how, sometimes, you can only hear one side of a conversation but that tells you all you need to know? Well...

"Who was that masked man?"

Peregrine and Prudence do their bit to counter the pandemic.

Christmas Heave!

You may recall the Packham and india stories I wrote about the two Labradors at TURN Education during the first lockdown? These started out as bedtime stories for my grandson and, this time last year, I wrote a story about how Packham explained the workings of Christmas Eve to India, the younger dog. You can hear the story here. This is the story for this Christmas Eve, when things are a little different.

She Who Would Valiant Be - Episode 1

Picture: Saffron Blaze, via http://www.mackenzie.co You know how sometimes you have some dialogue running through your mind and it drives you nuts until you do something with it? No? Oh well, it's just me then! Well, anyway, this dialogue has been occupying my mind all day, so I had to do something with it. Now it can occupy yours :-)
Cherry

...'Gainst All Disaster - Episode 2

The fine young Lady and her maid from 'She Who Would Valiant Be' continue their adventure.
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There's No Discouragement... - Episode 3

In which our ladies get food, drink and shelter for the night and some encouraging news...in a manner of speaking.

Shall Make Her Once Relent? - Episode 4

In which the ladies are transported and an unacceptable suggestion is made

Who So Beset Her Round? - Episode 5

In which names are called and unexpected acquaintances made!
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With Dismal Stories - Episode 6

In which Aefelthrith avoids a fate worse than death, but Gwladys doesn't!

To Be A Pilgrim! - Episode 7

In which Gwladys explains the nature of transactional relationships and 'Ethel' finds herself demoted.

Slugs, Snails and Puppy Dog Tales!

Some of you may remember that I published some stories, originally written as bedtime stories for my grandson, that involved the two dogs at TURN Education (Packham and India) trying to make sense of their world. Amongst the things that they encountered were moving house and starting again somewhere entirely new, the arrival of all sorts of other animals, including ducks and donkeys, and latterly trying to understand what the pandemic was all about. Sadly, these stories had to come to an end when Packham became unexpectedly ill and died within a few days, leaving us all in shock. I haven't been able to write much more (other than a Christmas story) because India no longer had anyone to talk to, until now...

Foxed!

Rohan and India are taking the air at TURN Education
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Baby Love?

Rohan find that, in a multi-animal environment, not everyone loves him!

Training!

India is focusing on her studies but Rohan has his mind on catth!

A Lick of the Cat and the Muck of a Duck

India is trying to snooze but her rather damp companion has other ideas!

Lotht!

India and Rohan set out on an adventure, inadvertently! The picture shows them, in disgrace, after they returned
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Goat-Getting

Rohan is getting India's goat, until the goats nearly get him!
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The Slurry With The Cringe On Top!

Rohan's nose leads him into trouble and India finds herself in a sticky situation. The photo is of the two dogs drying out and in disgrace.
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From A Dithtanthe!

Rohan is concerned, so India goes to investigate.
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An Introduction from India

19th November is PUBLICATION DAY! Both the Kindle and Print editions are now available and India and Rohan are wagging their tails fit to burst! So, to celebrate, we thought we would share the Introduction that India (well, mostly India) supplied for the book...

Noises off!

Why is it that those who don't snore, are invariably paired with those who do?

The Thnowdog!

Rohan discovers snow, as do the goats but with not so much enthusiasm ;-)
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He's going to find out who's naughty and...

India is taking her Christmas Eve responsibilities very seriously. Rohan? Not so much!
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Boxing Clever?

Josiah surveys the competition whilst Archibald edges forward.
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Oh, Christmas Tree!

Is it 'goodwill to all men' on the Christmas Tree, I wonder? Or do the petty jealousies and general grouchiness of the festive season, spread there as well?
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It's A Cracker! Isn't It?

Peregrine delivers Christmas cheer, virtually, whilst Prudence makes things go with a bang!
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"In the bleak midwinter..."

A little festive diversion away from my Undertakers saga, well, elements of it anyway
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