Oh My Goodness

I cannot tear away too soon from wisdom staring back at me --

Peter Flaccid And His Non-Stop Erection (bedtime stories for the child inside)

Peter Flaccid was just an ordinary, everyday bat. Until the day he was bitten by a nymphomanic vampire bat. A tale of horror, lesbian fairies and love.

No hay una única realidad

There is no single reality

What an Ass

My neighbour has just put up a fence Promised me in his defence That he didn’t mind losing a couple of inches of his garden So that a tree I’d grown didn’t have to be shaven

McYorkshire Pudding (IP)

“What is this?” “It’s Yorkshire pudding, sir,” said the waiter. “No whipped cream?” “On Yorkshire Pudding?”

Treat you and cure you WUJANTO

Treat you and cure you WUJANTO

Rosalee

Harvest the wind And glean it too My mind has heard It speak of you Cull the rain Now reap and sow In never-ending time You grow Destined we All this I know Your season shines

Taiwan laws

Taiwan laws….

Memories are forever...

Recalling our memories I smile. Whispering your name under my breathe, I remember the day you left. My sadness goes on for miles. Though my days are filled with rain,

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