FROGS!!

frogs are slimey bouncey and green, not horrible not rude not even mean. i have a frog, his name is chris, but i was a princess,i would surtenly not him a kiss!!

The Tartan Piper

Dinnae yi listen tae any o’ that blether aboot the Pied Piper o’ Hamlyn, for he wuznae Pied at aw.

Nan's Birthday

Ned thinks, 'Oh shit, it's Nan's birthday tomorrow and I've forgotten to send her a card. AGAIN.'

Open day at the Witches' Home 9/10

The witch happened to be Abigail who had hurried back from one of her journey-woman assignments to help out with the open day arrangements.

Open day at the Witches' Home 8/10

Once again, she nearly fell off the broom in shock, as they flew straight through the huge open doorway and landed on a large flat wooden area just inside.

Those Were the Days...

There were squeaky wooden-gates between backyards and alleyways...

valley of the damned

the serpent rods and the satellite Gods, the constant flow of caffeine lifeblood, the corporate moon and the judicial sun, little white pills to keep away despair Armageddon

Energy Ring!

"Tea!" said Doreena brightly, "Now which one of you wants to go to bed with me?"

Skim a Stone

You were cold. A stone - smooth to the hand.

Feasting Among Stones

Manna for the hungry.

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