Tony Baloney

A poem about Tony Blair written a few years back. It was sent to the Independent to give them a laugh.

Plumbum

Unless of course You just put a fresh one in there To give elocution lessons to the sphincter.

The Third Law of Thermodynamics

Quantum Love Poetry!
Cherry

I am the Paper

I have a pen but no paper, So I write on my skin, The private whisper urging me, “Get it down now, this time this place”. In this single room, this bed, So careless to have no paper,

When the cobra strikes. (done...?)

His eyes are unlike any blue I’ve ever encountered before, a blue of the ocean, but with a wild, terrible storm that rages within, threating to break any given second, to never let up.

This wall. (done)

- I declared a war even before I knew you. I built this wall, just to keep you out.

"The Brunswick Festival" True

Be careful! what your asked to do.! When the wind is blowing always wear a petticoat or thicker skirt! "Dance "Dance .wherever you maybe I am The "Lord of the Dance" said he.
Cherry

The First Tell-Tale Signs of Madness in The Bathroom of Discontent

The story of peasant mother, who has little understanding of the ways of the world, tries to come to terms with the social and moral decay around her.
Cherry

No Small Wonder

A middle aged gentleman becomes dillusioned with his IT job and decides to go and see a doctor.

Try Harder – Fail Twice

A story of a confused young man who unfortunately had bitten off more than he could chew.

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