Dear Lord

Merry Christmas x
Cherry

'Tis The Season To Be Careful

Public service announcement from the Government, with the kind assistance of the Bethlehem Branch of RoSPA.

Tea break

Perhaps I should start a collection of fragments...

The Mystery Stop

It wasn't until I thought I'd stopped that I realised I had not.

An American Folk Tale

Before the end of this year, Sweetie will have pubic hair. What is more this will prove to be a world shattering event, widely reported in the newspapers and on television. "Why so?" you may ask.

Garnished With Rosemary

Eric Turner decides to set up his own harem with an unusual proviso with help from his friend Tommy Clarke

"Villain"

Does a man who wears a mask Wears the mask, or lets the mask Overrun his identity Permanently, eternally When a man wears a cape Does he ever wear it To show his shape, sophisticate

"Facebook"

Half smile, half crown Can't feel, can't frown No speak, what's up Must go, catch up Get up, no shear Cry out, no tear Post this, reply Repeat, apply Swing in, swing out Emote, fall out

"Anarchy"

Ashes to ashes Dust to dust Hear the voice of masses Down the lower uppercrust See the men without refuge Deciding to take flight To take down their leaders Under plain sight

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