My vagina is not your safe house I will never be your bitch Your whore Your little sex kitten I AM NOT YOUR ESCAPE You want to use me and abuse me I'm not the one who will take your shit

A reality TV show and a dissatisfied Fairy Godmother conspire to ruin Petunia's life in this funny and surreal story. No zombies I'm afraid, but I am working on it.

The tales of life. All names in this story are inspired by characters of real life, but not 100% real.

Heavy with him and you...

Two kings, the King of Armorica and the King of Sovieta, once arranged to have a firework contest to show who was superior.

From his position on the pier John aches to touch the Ben’s peak as its reflection stretches across Loch Lomond like a giant upside-down portrait.

Tris’tan and the other Asrai reached Vess late at night. They had followed the scent and tracks of the running Rathians until the reached the walls of the city.

Those who were hopelessly oppressed claimed that freedom was a state of mind; the “Don’t worry, be happy” argument that allowed them to simply accept their existence and avoid some positive acti