QWERTY BOARD

My laptop has a QWERTY board In truth it's more a Ouija board, Speaking not to spirits dead Seeking words and rhymes instead. The words are pulled from who knows where

'Why' Does No One Care About MY Cry's

A journey of fighing for fareness.

My boy

Today it is twenty years ago that you were born. 11 weeks to early, weighing no more than 3 pounds.

The End

Divorce is sometimes the best course
Cherry

Postscript

In all our fanciful talk of crisp, white bed sheets, Romania, and teaching English, I never thought to mention we would call our son 'Ted'

Love is a bread bin

Love is a bread bin The one just over there My master makes some toast 'Please give me some' I beg 'You'll get your diner later' He says and pats my back I sit there while he eats it

Jennifer Jane and the dinghy race 3/4

All the goblin workers turned round and stared in surprise as "Drawrof" covered the last few yards to the slipway. One of them came over and helped Jennifer Jane out of her canoe.

Jennifer Jane and the dinghy race 2/4

As usual, he was very pleased to see her canoe arrive in his secret harbour on Attersea Island. Jennifer Jane explained the trouble to him.

Jennifer Jane and the dinghy race 1/4

"Oh, I like sailing over the sea, so let go the jibsheets and hellum alee," sang Jennifer Jane's dad.

Hattie

BBC 4 seems to rely on dramatising relatively well known figures and of course there was no bigger figure than Hattie Jacques of Carry On fame. I’d read somewhere that she had shared a house with her husband John Le Mesurier and her lover and driver John Schofield. But I would never have remembered the latter’s name. I have enough trouble remembering my own. Ruth Jones as Hattie, of course, dominated the screen. Both John’s proclaimed their love...

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