Stuck in the Tub

I'm stuck in the tub I got nothing to rub I got to poo I met Winnie the Poo He wanted some food I made him some food He said pee you Then I said F*** you

Henry the Spirit (Part 1 of 2)

Keep looking for my stories/poems please.

Would You Adam and Eve It?

Home. No place like it, now that school had broken up for Christmas. Time to forget the noise, the smells and petty hassles from pupils and teachers alike.

Any Port Will Do

Are you sitting comfortably, if so I will begin. Listen very carefully, I'll tell you how it's been. What's up, cant you see me? I'm standing over here. Don't be so damn scared of me,

Calban Visits His Parents : Part 4 : Mother's Passions (Ch.8)

Calban endures his mother's passions and different outlook, in this futuristic city, which has much in common with our own times.

The Virus

What a drag to cache a virus It's really starting to byte

The Christmas Mansion Mystery ( Part Twelve )

Monday Morning at the Henvey's.

One of Those Days

It was one of those days. Ben seemed unable to get going at all. It was as though the whole world had turned into some thick, but invisible, soup or glue around him.
Cherry

The Last Liberal Democrat

I understood that Grandpa had been a militant Liberal Democrat who would have painted himself yellow and run naked though the streets of Shipley for the cause.

DOG TAILS 2. FOOD FOR THOUGHT

Out in the countryside Mac never begged for food. He wasn’t interested in eating. As long as he had a stick to chew, as in the picture, he was happy.

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