Brooklands

What can we expect of our partners now we know that love can be easily induced with a nasal spray? Not much, my friends, not much. Up until now, it has only been a lack of broadband and a decent deli

I remember when Carmel, my wife's pet pig, showed great ingenuity in digging a tunnel to break out of her pen. She had even found the house key that was hidden beneath the plant pot. I spotted her trying to snuffle past the bouncer at The Barony Pub. She'd ransacked our trot-in-wardrobe: got trussed up in an Ascot hat, two pairs of heels, smelling of Gaultier and swill.