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Ugly Puggly 38
When I did the weekly shop, now Ugly Puggly wasn’t cooking, I brought back lots of booze to compensate. The local shops knew to expect me at any time...
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Ugly Puggly 37
I went home for a few days. Not home, home, just to see Molly, my wife, or ex-wife, but it was really to get away from them. Dave wasn’t sure if...
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Ugly Puggly 36
Fat chance,’ I said. ‘Whit dae yeh hinks worse, a fat poof or a fat murderer?’ Ugly Puggly answered for Dave. ‘Look, I know yer gettin nervous. And a...
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Ugly Puggly 35
Ugly Puggly's skin was gritty with dirt. He was making fancy chips and grilling pieces of duck on the bone. He’d their vegetable relation, chickpeas...
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Ugly Puggly 34
I met one of my out-of-work colleagues, Bob, in the lane. I’d stripped down to my T-shirt and felt the sun burn the top of my head and back of my...
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a bargain is a bargain, even
Posted on Sun, 21 Jul 2024
a bargain is a bargain, even when it isn't. Look forward to more Flint magic.
Read full commentPosted in 'Unwanted Magic" 7
ouch, could be trouble or
Posted on Sun, 21 Jul 2024
ouch, could be trouble or adventures. Certainly magic or sorts.
Read full commentPosted in Tom's Secret
you might be right, but your
Posted on Fri, 19 Jul 2024
you might be right, but your friend still loses out.
Read full commentPosted in The Mighty!
Wasps are dying out Turlough,
Posted on Thu, 18 Jul 2024
Wasps are dying out Turlough, but it seems we're getting more midges. The splatometer that measures how many insects are pulverised on a car windscreen it down by between 70 and 90%. Insects are going missing. We need Turlough on the case. If he...
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perhaps life is all of those
Posted on Fri, 19 Jul 2024
perhaps life is all of those elements you draw so well.
Read full commentPosted in Rain at the Forest Cafe
Spain playes seven. Won seven
Posted on Thu, 18 Jul 2024
Spain playes seven. Won seven. Best team. Played the best football. Made me proud to be em Scottish (the worst team in the tounamment by far).
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Spain won because they were
Posted on Thu, 18 Jul 2024
Spain won because they were better. Like many, perhaps most Scottish supporters, like me were in the anyone but England camp. England did have enough world-class players to win the tournament. But they were rotten and lucky in equal measure.
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I guess Putin, like the moron
Posted on Thu, 18 Jul 2024
I guess Putin, like the moron's moron, Trump (but not Mr Muggins) can and does blame everyone but himself.
Read full commentPosted in Pearly Gates : A Tour of Russia’s Hell by Alfred N.Muggins Part 3
I've been to Scotland. Full
Posted on Wed, 17 Jul 2024
I've been to Scotland. Full of midges. Nae sunshine. People wearing jackets indoors. Maybe that's just me!
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much to ponder and wonder.
Posted on Fri, 12 Jul 2024
much to ponder and wonder.
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