Jane Hyphen

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Night Writing

By Jane Hyphen on Mon, 22 Apr 2013

Black ice on the road again Me and my dog Bob Chasing down the night riders Carving up the fog This road could take us anywhere There's promise on these bends And even on the darkest nights
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Certificate U
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I Hope You've Got A Daughter Now

By Jane Hyphen on Mon, 22 Apr 2013

Summer 88 Peer Pressure Aztec Camera, Deacon Blue I didn't even fancy you The others did, why didn't I? I was childish and frigid Awkward and shy Sticking safely to the impossibility
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Certificate 15

You CAN Polish a Turd

By Jane Hyphen on Fri, 12 Apr 2013

There is a place in Ireland, Where it's said they can polish a turd. With rags and Vim; On spits they spin; With nosepegs on, The ladies smooth; With deftful fingers, And lightening moves,
Humour
Poem
Certificate 15

The Bad News

By Jane Hyphen on Mon, 08 Apr 2013

The bad news came in spoken words Absurdities in deadpan tones My manners saved me from myself 'Well thanks,' I said, 'for all your help.' While inward beat a heavy drum
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Poem
Certificate U

Cillit Bang

By Jane Hyphen on Wed, 27 Mar 2013

An illicit bang with Barry On his spotless kitchen floor His powerful Squirt Zero dirt What lady could want more? I've been watching you Barry Scott I know where you live
Humour
Poem
Certificate 12
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