Go Feral!

By Jane Hyphen

Wed, 16 Jan 2013
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Leave the unfathomable forest
Enter the wonderful wood
Relinquish yourself to her sylvary womb
Feel at home in the earth of her hood

Allow all your sap to rise freely
Cultivate hair on your chin
For men with beards have X-rated dreams
All the best clubs are free to get in

Do away with the folly of plumbing
Ablute in a dangerous ditch
Say no to demonic apparel
Dresslikeazombie & Twitch

Titivate the ramparts
Throw down the drawbridge my son!
For freedom lies on the other side
Let your shadiest parts see the sun

Strip to the waist and go feral!
Roll on the forest floor
Get rid of that corporate marinade
Tell your boss you'll be slaving no more!

Certificate U
Humour

Comments

Submitted by skinner_jennifer on
What a brilliant poem. Such great freedom of expression. Loved this a lot. Jenny.

 

Submitted by alex_tomlin on
I like this too. Life-affirming! Did you mean to spell feral like that though? Maybe I'm too uptight and not engaging in the spirit of the poem though!

Submitted by Jane Hyphen on
Whoops! Had Will Ferell on my mind instead of cats. Thanks for the comments x

 

Submitted by moonphish on
what a wonderful melding of words and phrases here...one foot in the wild and one foot in the city...slim line at times, isn't it ?....brilliant :) - alvin

Submitted by The Talisman on
It's always nice to have your shady parts out in the sunlight. Feral indeed.

Submitted by MS on
i havent got a boss, but i'm heading for the woods regardless.