Ewan
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Ewan Lawrie
The picture is me signing copies of my novel, Gibbous House at Unbound Books HQ in Islington by the canal.
All three Moffat novels are available here
My stories
We
Umm...you all know I hate explaining things. Image PD
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The Things Missed
Image author's own fault. Not much to see here.
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Round The Rugged Rock
I don't write much about my 23 years in the blue suit, when you've read this, you'll probably see why. Image is a mock-up, (fake) made from PD elements.
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Except For Ulysses
One day, perhaps, I'll finish the only book I've started that I haven't... finished that is. Image licence CC BY-SA 4.0 (Wiki commons)
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Klevra®
Um.. yes... well, 'fraid you'll have to read it to figure out what it's on about... But then that's the point, isn't it? Image made by me. No copyright infringements committed. Read the footnote. (Afterwards).
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Very, very funny.
Posted on Mon, 06 Sep 2021
In a cynical way, which is the best way, of course.
Can you say "held account", I think it's usually "held to account" that the people who say that sort of thing say, isn't it?
These are quite...
Read full commentPosted in The Long and Spectacular Life of Agnes Magnusdottir 4
This is our Poem Of the Week for 20 August 2021
Posted on Mon, 16 Aug 2021
This sharply-observed snapshot of the hot Mediterranean summer in Naples is our Poem of the Week. Please share and/or retweet if you like it too.
Read full commentPosted in Naples: balcony overlooking Via Firenza
Duplicate posting.
Posted on Sun, 15 Aug 2021
Your poem posted twice, Luigi, unfortunately, the wrong one was deleted. Here are the comments on the one that was deleted, which, fortunately, I had saved beforehand....
Read full commentPosted in For Argument's Sake
This is our Facebook and Twitter Pick of the Day
Posted on Wed, 11 Aug 2021
Quirky, bang up to date and tightly written, this is our Pick of the Day. Do please share and/or retweet if you like it too.
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Concur with Jack
Posted on Tue, 10 Aug 2021
It really is a good ending.
I could smell the stovies, they were the only thing my dad could cook, I did get a bit sick of them, when my mum was in hospital for six months after a brain 'incident', when I was 12.
Excellent writing,...
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I'm shallow though
Posted on Mon, 02 Aug 2021
and the only things I remember about Fantastic Voyage are Raquel Welch and that stuff like cotton wool floating about.
Read full commentPosted in How Roger Came to Spend Lockdown on the Sofa in His Underpants
Haha...
Posted on Mon, 02 Aug 2021
Do you remember The Numskulls from The Beezer, revived in the Beano in the 90s I think? I'd grown out of comics by then. A very astute update of that, this one. Made me laugh out loud.
Ewan
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Hahahaha
Posted on Mon, 02 Aug 2021
maybe not, in answer to the narrator's last question.
Didn't think the story would end up there.
Well done.
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This is our Facebook and Twitter Pick of the Day
Posted on Wed, 28 Jul 2021
Part 4 of an ongoing satire with characters in no way derived from famous public figures, this extremely funny skewering of them is very funny indeed. Please share and/or retweet so that others get a good laugh too.
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hahhhaahhaaa..
Posted on Wed, 28 Jul 2021
"Michelin Gove", fabulous.
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