Ewan
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Ewan Lawrie
The picture is me signing copies of my novel, Gibbous House at Unbound Books HQ in Islington by the canal.
All three Moffat novels are available here
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2 "And My C*ck's A Kipper"
As is customary, more seemingly (and, most likely, actually) aimless drivel. Image created by me at canva.com and 3dbookcovercreator.com
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1 Prospero Vint
Probably not going to amount to anything, ever, but ... Well here it is anyway. Image author's own created on canva from image with appropriate licence.
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Miller
A film is in production based on the life of Lee Miller, fashion model and war photographer. It will be terrible, although it should be brilliant given the subject matter. Anyway, I wrote this: written quasi-ekphrastically about a number of Miller-taken photographs and one of Miller taken by someone else. Anyway, for once, I've explained one. Image source wikimedia, licence CC-by SA 4.0
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Poetry Makes Nothing Happen
Nope, not explaining this one. Image made at canva.com elements used under associated licences.
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A Beer With The Owner
Spanish days around 2015. Not about much, marked safe for not reading. Image authors own.
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This fine story is our Pick of the Day
Posted on Tue, 14 Sep 2021
Well done!
Read full commentPosted in With or Without You
Very, very funny.
Posted on Mon, 06 Sep 2021
In a cynical way, which is the best way, of course.
Can you say "held account", I think it's usually "held to account" that the people who say that sort of thing say, isn't it?
These are quite...
Read full commentPosted in The Long and Spectacular Life of Agnes Magnusdottir 4
This is our Poem Of the Week for 20 August 2021
Posted on Mon, 16 Aug 2021
This sharply-observed snapshot of the hot Mediterranean summer in Naples is our Poem of the Week. Please share and/or retweet if you like it too.
Read full commentPosted in Naples: balcony overlooking Via Firenza
Duplicate posting.
Posted on Sun, 15 Aug 2021
Your poem posted twice, Luigi, unfortunately, the wrong one was deleted. Here are the comments on the one that was deleted, which, fortunately, I had saved beforehand....
Read full commentPosted in For Argument's Sake
Concur with Jack
Posted on Tue, 10 Aug 2021
It really is a good ending.
I could smell the stovies, they were the only thing my dad could cook, I did get a bit sick of them, when my mum was in hospital for six months after a brain 'incident', when I was 12.
Excellent writing,...
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I'm shallow though
Posted on Mon, 02 Aug 2021
and the only things I remember about Fantastic Voyage are Raquel Welch and that stuff like cotton wool floating about.
Read full commentPosted in How Roger Came to Spend Lockdown on the Sofa in His Underpants
Haha...
Posted on Mon, 02 Aug 2021
Do you remember The Numskulls from The Beezer, revived in the Beano in the 90s I think? I'd grown out of comics by then. A very astute update of that, this one. Made me laugh out loud.
Ewan
Read full commentPosted in How Roger Came to Spend Lockdown on the Sofa in His Underpants
Hahahaha
Posted on Mon, 02 Aug 2021
maybe not, in answer to the narrator's last question.
Didn't think the story would end up there.
Well done.
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This is our Facebook and Twitter Pick of the Day
Posted on Wed, 28 Jul 2021
Part 4 of an ongoing satire with characters in no way derived from famous public figures, this extremely funny skewering of them is very funny indeed. Please share and/or retweet so that others get a good laugh too.
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hahhhaahhaaa..
Posted on Wed, 28 Jul 2021
"Michelin Gove", fabulous.
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