Ewan

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My stories have been read 2988533 times and 1357 of my stories have been cherry picked.
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Ewan Lawrie

The picture is me signing copies of my novel, Gibbous House at Unbound Books HQ in Islington by the canal.
All three Moffat novels are available here

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Umm...you all know I hate explaining things. Image PD
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The Things Missed

Image author's own fault. Not much to see here.
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Round The Rugged Rock

I don't write much about my 23 years in the blue suit, when you've read this, you'll probably see why. Image is a mock-up, (fake) made from PD elements.
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Except For Ulysses

One day, perhaps, I'll finish the only book I've started that I haven't... finished that is. Image licence CC BY-SA 4.0 (Wiki commons)
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Klevra®

Um.. yes... well, 'fraid you'll have to read it to figure out what it's on about... But then that's the point, isn't it? Image made by me. No copyright infringements committed. Read the footnote. (Afterwards).
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396 of my comments have received 435 Great Feedback votes

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Haha...

Posted on Mon, 02 Aug 2021

Do you remember The Numskulls from The Beezer, revived in the Beano in the 90s I think? I'd grown out of comics by then. A very astute update of that, this one. Made me laugh out loud.

Ewan

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Posted in How Roger Came to Spend Lockdown on the Sofa in His Underpants

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Hahahaha

Posted on Mon, 02 Aug 2021

maybe not, in answer to the narrator's last question.
Didn't think the story would end up there.

Well done.

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Posted in Focus on the lips

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This is our Facebook and Twitter Pick of the Day

Posted on Wed, 28 Jul 2021

Part 4 of an ongoing satire with characters in no way derived from famous public figures, this extremely funny skewering of them is very funny indeed. Please share and/or retweet so that others get a good laugh too.

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Posted in Punters

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hahhhaahhaaa..

Posted on Wed, 28 Jul 2021

"Michelin Gove", fabulous.

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Posted in Punters

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I remember liking the concept

Posted on Fri, 05 Feb 2021

of this, the found and edited manuscript trope is a belter. Tropes are good, I find the idea that they aren't very annoying. They are semiotic markers, after all.

The contrast with the old typewritten, photo-copied (and earlier still Roneo...

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Posted in The Vampire Walk- Continued

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Facebook and Twitter Pick of the Day.

Posted on Tue, 20 Jul 2021

Vivid imagery which sits well with the music which inspired it. For that reason it is our FB and Twitter Pick of the Day. Please do share and/or retweet it too, dear readers.

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Posted in Another Night On a Bare Mountain

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I discovered Mussorgsky

Posted on Tue, 20 Jul 2021

because of ELP. Who says rock music is for philistines?
Good poem and anything with 'flagitious' in it is alright with me.

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Posted in Another Night On a Bare Mountain

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Short and sour,

Posted on Wed, 21 Jul 2021

and also very good. I do like the spaces left for the reader to fill in.

Well done.

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Posted in Sammy's Story

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Nobody's

Posted on Fri, 16 Jul 2021

first draft is perfect.

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Posted in Disenchantment 34

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This episode,

Posted on Fri, 16 Jul 2021

chapter, or part is significantly tighter than some of the others for me. As usual the dialogue is really punchy. Sometimes, not here, but in the next part for example, you have a tendency to use a received phrase (this is what we used to call a...

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