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Storm Wracked Sky

Can you be drowned in a storm-wracked sky As deep as a storm-wracked sea ? Can you run aground on a pale full moon And shelter in her lee ?

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220 of my comments have received 259 Great Feedback votes

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I don't bother chasing mice around, pigeons are more fun

Posted on Fri, 26 Jun 2026

My lovely cat Knotty was a feral.  I fed him for about 18 months in my garden.  He always looked like he wanted to be loved, he would come and sit and talk to me while I was gardening, but he would run away if I went to stroke him. I called him...

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I know someone who left the

Posted on Wed, 24 Jun 2026

I know someone who left the AA in Basingstoke back into the 80s and nailed a couple of kippers under the floorboards under his old boss's desk,  Took Maintenance weeks to find the source of the smell ..

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Very funny and very true to

Posted on Wed, 24 Jun 2026

Very funny and very true to life, Jane.  Reminded me of 'The Office'.

One little typo I think :

'Their complaints were legitimate and they derived better.'  s/be

Their complaints were legitimate and they deserved...

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I can just hear him in my

Posted on Tue, 23 Jun 2026

I can just hear him in my head singing it, in that deadpan almost conversational way he had.  

Maybe a virtual earworm ?  Aspirational earworm ?

I hate to say it, but I bet AI would be able to do it.

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Ian Dury

Posted on Tue, 23 Jun 2026

What a shame Ian Dury has passed away, I can just imagine him singing this ...

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Ah Apps.  What we old timers

Posted on Tue, 23 Jun 2026

Ah Apps.  What we old timers used to call Programs.  That was in the days I was called A Programmer.  Then I became (without getting out of my chair)  A Developer.  I didn't write Programs any more, I Developed Software.  I guess one day people...

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The Fine Art of Strimming

Posted on Tue, 23 Jun 2026

Your jokes do make me laugh Turlough, somehow even the ones that I dont't get, or half get, are funny,  It's the way you tell 'em.

Glad to hear that Ludo is still alive (what's left of him). 

My friend had a jack russell who got...

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Posted in Strimmer Time and the Living is Easy

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Great attitude Jack, wishing

Posted on Sat, 20 Jun 2026

Great attitude Jack, wishing you well.  Kat x

PS As well as being glad you don't live in America, I think you should be glad you don't live in England.  The NHS sounds so much better up there in Scotland, no NHS prescription charges for a...

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Oh Harry I'm crying, that's

Posted on Fri, 19 Jun 2026

Oh Harry I'm crying, that's awful.  I remember the first cat I ever had that was killed by a car, there was just a bit of blood round her mouth like Bobby, but otherwise she was unmarked.  I thought she looked like a toy where the battery had run...

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Ooh that's so interesting Jay

Posted on Tue, 16 Jun 2026

Ooh that's so interesting Jay, sort of Matrixy but taken beyond.

I will stop wearing my proof reader's hat when I read your stories, although I do find it very difficult to take off.

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