Death on the Beach

Lets go and play chess with Death on the beach

He's sure to be out there today

Its sunny and hot - he likes that a lot

The ideal conditions for play.

Oh lets go and play chess with Death on the beach

He likes to sit down by the dock

Its better than Hades - there's half-naked ladies

And ice cream and donkeys and rock.

So lets go and play chess with Death on the beach

He's bored with the realms of the damned

His ultimate goal really should be your soul -

But he'd rather just lose and get tanned.