Driving Over Tinfoil (prose)

This collection's name comes from the name of a poem in Poems for Cyril, also available here on ABCTales, folks! Very different to lemons, tinfoil. Good old Chris! The Alpujarras sound so nice I'd like to move there myself. This is what inland in the Province of Malaga is like. The names have been changed, but those who think they have been libelled, think again.

Music to Watch Girls By

The boys watch the girls watch the boys.......

Homage to Caledonia

Venta characters: Jock
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A Person of Interest

Pick a word, build a story round it... what do you get? Not very much... Okay, what was the word?

A Person of Note

500 (and five) words about not very much
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Adverb to the Wise

A class with Inez

Andrès

A sad end...

Another Departure

The Venta grows ever quieter.... times are tough.

Campo Communiqué

It may have been crap, but it was my local...

Caveat Emptor

Why your dream home in the sun gets knocked down...

Coming to Andalucia

early days in Spain

Monkey Business

Something interesting in the Venta

Frank

Idle conversation in the local bar.

Hat

Have you seen the old man....?

Fred

what you can find in the small ads!

Inez

a creative writing exercise...

Dimples

In the queue at the check in....

One Good Turn

careful who you pick-up

One For The Road

WIP. As the introduction to the collection this story is in says -it's nothing like Driving Over Lemons here.

What's in a Name?

More from Montevista, no murders this time, except of good taste. I'm very glad no-one I know reads these.
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Semana Santa

Holy week in our town.

Opportunity Knocks

Never judge a book...

The Ex-Pat Files

why do people make such stuff up... do they take a fantasy pill at the airport on arrival?

Southbound

what it says....

Learning to Fly

Sometimes you've got to write something, just to prove you can still string a sentence together...

Hard Times at Montevista

It would help to read 'One for the Road' or the rest of this set... perhaps.

Humble Pie.

I was wrong. I admit it.
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The Marbella Job

A job on the coast...

Madrugada Meg

Seville Nights...
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The Wrong John

http://www.typicallyspanish.com/news/publish/article_22114.shtml
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Intercambio

An entry for a competition in local English freesheet. The competition was to celebrate the paper's 25th anniversary. 200 words, including, somewhere, the number 25 was the remit. No, it didn't.
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Fred And Rita

about not very much...
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Lunch

not about anything really...
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Counting Down

Written for a friend... gone but not forgotten
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A Miracle in Villablanco

An old story, in more ways than one...
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Despedida de Soltero

Despedida de Soltéro is literally "A Farewell to Bachelordom", it means stag night, effectively. Warning: may contain Spanish words...
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Crowlines

this must happen a lot... image source: https://batgurrl.files.wordpress.com/2014/03/dscn0966.jpg

The View from There

Short, about nothing much... so what?
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A Last Night in the Rock Hotel

When I last stayed there, around 15 years ago, it was a little seedy, it's had a very nice refurb since then...
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Fine

Whatever you think, you wouldn't want to be in their shoes... Picture is from Google Maps. No known copyright issues.
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El Coño

The title is a very rude word in English, perhaps not quite so in Spanish. Picture is one of the Spanish alternatives to the word in the title. From Wikipedia Commons This work is in the public domain