Traditional Tales

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Calling Old Blue Eyes (part one)

By The Walrus on Thu, 19 Jul 2012

“Me kind superior to you kind every way,” the little tinpot general continued as he stepped forward and brashly poked me in the belly.

Science fiction

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Calling Old Blue Eyes (part two)

By The Walrus on Thu, 19 Jul 2012

“Uncover big news interesting for me like, drone?” the administrator snapped.

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Chalk, Cheese, Angels And Demons

By The Walrus on Fri, 09 Nov 2012

The only writing project I have ever composed in a single sitting. Enjoy!

Miscellaneous

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Come Dancing

By The Walrus on Tue, 13 Nov 2012

It's a tawdry thing we have going, I guess, but I wouldn't like Annie to know I said that. She's a bit, well, she's a bit delicate, a bit naive.

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Cowboys And Injuns (Part One)

By The Walrus on Wed, 01 May 2013

Douglas Thacker walked through the town centre on a Saturday afternoon in the full cowboy getup that he wore during the bulk of his free time. “

Drama

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Cowboys And Injuns (Part Two)

By The Walrus on Wed, 01 May 2013

Doug headed up the market and turned down a little side street that led to a couple of small leather factories, the Age Concern offices and his favourite pub, the Wagon and Horses.

Drama

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Fanny

By The Walrus on Sun, 16 Jun 2013

A poor old dear, all alone in the world.

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Ouija (Part One)

By The Walrus on Wed, 08 May 2013

It was a warm day, and Will Ellis sat in the back room of the house he had moved into just a few weeks back with the French windows wide open.

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Ouija (Part Two)

By The Walrus on Wed, 08 May 2013

Will and Graham were stunned into silence, and they chose to stay exactly where they were, half in and half out of the doorway, at least until they sensed a movement behind them.

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Rimsky-Korsakov (Part One)

By The Walrus on Wed, 03 Apr 2013

It was the beginning of the main school holidays, and if the last couple of weeks' weather was anything to go by it was going to be a long, gloriously hot summer.

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Rimsky-Korsakov (Part Three)

By The Walrus on Wed, 03 Apr 2013

“Little pigs, little pigs, let me in! I want to rip off your skin with my teeth and wear it, because I seem to have mislaid my own."

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Rimsky-Korsakov (Part Two)

By The Walrus on Wed, 03 Apr 2013

“What's your name?” Knocker said, deadly serious. The glass moved to the 'W', then the 'A', the 'S' and finally the 'P'.

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Rough Justice (Part One)

By The Walrus on Sun, 05 May 2013

A dark, dark tale about the wages of sin.

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Rough Justice (Part Two)

By The Walrus on Sun, 05 May 2013

A dark, dark tale about the wages of sin.

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Silly Buggers (Part One)

By The Walrus on Sun, 12 May 2013

A drug-induced group hallucination, or a paranormal experience? You decide.

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Silly Buggers (Part Two)

By The Walrus on Sun, 12 May 2013

A drug-induced group hallucination, or a paranormal experience? You decide.

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The Metamorphosis Of Kieran Jones

By The Walrus on Tue, 07 May 2013

“Kieran!” Ethel yelled up the stairs. “Get up, you idle bugger, I ain't gonna call you again!"

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The Writer's Muse

By The Walrus on Thu, 09 May 2013

One way to beat writers' block.

Drama

Certificate 12

The Art Of Fishing (part one).

By The Walrus on Sat, 14 Jul 2012

This story is only vaguely about fishing, so please don't be put off!

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Rancid Giblet

By The Walrus on Thu, 15 Nov 2012

I was pondering a couple of childhood memories, and I amalgamated them into this ittle story.

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Tongue-wags

By The Walrus on Sat, 17 Nov 2012

The kid's final words were actually said by yours truly to my big sis when I was about the same age, but the rest is pure fiction.

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Tinky Winky

By The Walrus on Sun, 25 Nov 2012

"You 'ave a job you ought to be getting on with - for the time being, anyway....."

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The Last Mile

By The Walrus on Wed, 28 Nov 2012

Paul locked the front door, pushing his shoulder against it to make sure it was locked. He didn't know why, because he wasn't planning on coming back.

Miscellaneous

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Healing (Part One)

By The Walrus on Wed, 30 Jan 2013

I was travelling through a dark, seemingly endless tunnel when I wrote the first draft of this tale a couple of years back.....

Healing (Part Two)

By The Walrus on Wed, 30 Jan 2013

I flung my first murder and the horrifying guilt that accompanied it into the deepest, darkest mental dungeon I could find.....

Healing (Part Three)

By The Walrus on Wed, 30 Jan 2013

I guess my new job started turning sour when a staff member called Donna Cooke and I took a couple of residents to the pictures to see a Disney movie.

Healing (Part Four)

By The Walrus on Thu, 31 Jan 2013

“Have you ever said that you intend to beat up a colleague?” he said, finally finding his confidence and getting into the swing of things.

Healing (Part Five)

By The Walrus on Thu, 31 Jan 2013

A couple of weeks later I was called into the office for the second round of my interrogation.....

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Healing (Part Six)

By The Walrus on Fri, 01 Feb 2013

I suffered a further several months of ups and downs after my glorious rebirth before I started to obsess about wreaking revenge.

Healing (Part Seven)

By The Walrus on Fri, 01 Feb 2013

I spoke to a few people in the know, and before long I had a whole new identity sorted out.

Healing (Part Eight)

By The Walrus on Sat, 02 Feb 2013

I was still shaking a week later, not because I had committed another killing but because it was such a horrific one.

Pigs Might Fly (Part One)

By The Walrus on Sun, 17 Mar 2013

Dave Daffy Dolloway owed his nickname to the Looney Tunes cartoon duck.

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The Ordeal Of Porky Rind (Part One)

By The Walrus on Tue, 19 Mar 2013

Mark was one of a number of overweight teenagers that attended Bridlington Science Academy, formerly Bridlington Comprehensive, and as far as he was concerned he was the most bullied.

Fantasy