THE STORY OF ME AND MY LIFE ENTRY NINE - PART ONE

6TH MARCH 1999, 9:00 PM Dear Abi,

Window Of Memories

An amazing thing occured when a victim of dementia returned to his home .
Cherry

My Life Oy Vey 12 (Diary Of A Drunk Bastard)

My life as an alky and sex fiend.

Do Not Let Single Men Near Your Children

Every dreadful, numbing day The Tube takes half my life away The other half is nicked by work My world is filled with dark and murk Yet just one task can make me smile -

An Ode To Boris Johnson

Whose was that shining head of gold? Whose feet were those a-pedalling bold? Of whom are ancient legends told? Who puts to shame the knights of old? Boris! A paragon of all manhood!

A Young Lady's Adventure

(based on a painting by Paul Klee; also on Paris Hilton) She never meant to do it Never meant to be touched by fame But it reached out to her And she wasn't intelligent enough to turn it down.

La Ville Entiere

(based on a painting by Ernst) A year ago, I saw something different in you Exhilaration, kaleidoscope kingfisher colour When you looked at me Then

The Ozark Musician

At a small tourist town In the middle of the hills Stands a bearded man Sporting a derby And shiny cowboy boots Strumming his banjo Folk music flows through the fresh Windy mountain air

TOBY’S LAMENT

Going to nursery school was always a bone of contention.

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