Waiting for a lady I’m sitting on a chair outside The loo in a department store I’m waiting for my partner Like many gents before Why ladies spend so long in loos

One day the man came in alone. He wore a black armband.

A beast of self loathing sits and stares Feeling the sting of rejection And all you see to solve it is to hurt

you hang on like hell to the devil-beast's mane, as he lights your artistic fire and carries you through danger zones... but you get off before he meets his hungry mate You work hard

Dear V. Reflecting on advice long remembered: Watch out what you wish for, you might get it. Careful what you ask, you may not want what you get! Most of the time I’ve been fortunate.

I love you with every inch of my heart. And I needed you, right from the start. Be mine.

I'm Geoff with a 'G' Not Jeff with a 'J' And that's how I like it Whatever people say It was good enough for Chaucer So it's good enough for me He also wrote his name 'eo'