I now realise I have put little thought into my online dating plan. I joined, no charge at this point, and was then faced with a questionnaire.

Hi, bit of a mixed week so far. Despite my objections the 18yr old daughter has once again dropped out of college but with the promise ‘I’m going to get a job’.

Hi, trust you are well. Not a bad week for me so far, the dog has found a new game pulling the washing off the line.

My heart must be a mirror of the earth, For when I see a rose one grows inside And gazing round at springtime’s spreading birth My heart bursts with broad fields and steep hillsides.

A life.

A plan for a date hasn't been thought through.

A boy careened down Eternal Falls getting huge injuries just kicking loons most nasty onto Parisians quietly rioting since the unconventional Venezuelean went xenophobic yodeling zanily.

Sitting here in the dark, with the stinking wind wailing around me and that bizarre sky above me transformed into a dark and swirling vortex of colour as night rages on, the full extent of this situat