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Coffin Pants
Igor reached into the coffin and commenced to shove his left hand under his dead friends' rump.
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The Giant Who Wasn't So Big For His Britches
“Mind what you say to me, sire,” said the housekeeper. “I know where you sleep nights!"
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Bad Writing the Alphabet (IP)
A boy careened down Eternal Falls getting huge injuries just kicking loons most nasty onto Parisians quietly rioting since the unconventional Venezuelean went xenophobic yodeling zanily.
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Sniffin' Maggots
Sue Hawkins got down on all fours and sniffed at the deck with all the grace and aplomb of a prized bloodhound.
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Clown Feet and Mushy Matters
I have a son. His name is Sam.
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