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Ugly Puggly 8
I took Agnes a sausage-roll for lunch. Seventy pence from Villa Bakery. You couldn’t beat that. She’d rolled out of her bed, and she wasn’t looking...
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Ugly Puggly 7
Dave said with the kind of accent that rubbed your nose in wealth, ‘Makes you think.’ I hadn’t noticed that before. I didn’t care what he did with...
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Ugly Puggly 6
I fell asleep in the chair. The telly was on mute and a finger of whisky left in the bottle of Glayva. I’d slobbered down the middle of my dark...
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Ugly Puggly 5
‘Dave’s on the phone,’ Molly made that exasperated face that showed she didn’t know who it was and wondered why I hadn’t answered it. She handed me...
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Ugly Puggly 4
Ugly Puggly closed his eyes, but I wasn’t sure he was asleep. We bounced along thin cobbled lanes, his thigh rubbing against the young lad's. He’d...
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quite worrying. Spencer is
Posted on Wed, 31 Jan 2024
quite worrying. Spencer is smarter than me, which is a given, but I'm spiteful too. Possibly a sociopath. I always want stuff. But to be fair to myself and Spencer, my mum has been dead for years, and I never tried to dig her up, well, not very...
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that was fucking awful. Not
Posted on Sun, 04 Feb 2024
that was fucking awful. Not your journal and travel writing. Of course that was like a waterfall or some other metaphor for very nice. Almost as good as carrot jam. I'm toasting you and the Persians with a drink of non-alcholic alcohol.
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I couldn't get the riddle
Posted on Sat, 03 Feb 2024
I couldn't get the riddle either. I was thinking like an adult too. Mayfly, butterfly...keep the beauty moving.
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wow, that's a bit of a
Posted on Mon, 29 Jan 2024
wow, that's a bit of a surprise. Thanks for reading guys. I wasn't sure it would get cherried (unless, of course, I gave it one myself, as I've been known to do-- shhh).
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America is probably at war
Posted on Mon, 29 Jan 2024
America is probably at war with Iran, the Middle East, the world, but this lightens my mood. Great travel stories and some great bears. I'm not sure what the Scottish dialogue bit was meant to say?
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we are the candles and the
Posted on Fri, 26 Jan 2024
we are the candles and the candle-holders
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well. we're warmer than
Posted on Sat, 20 Jan 2024
well. we're warmer than Bulgaria. A balmy 6 degrees. If it wasn't for the gale force wind and rain it would be breezy. Always good to see a fellow writer.
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the loud exaggerated kiss
Posted on Mon, 22 Jan 2024
the loud exaggerated kiss sounds like it shoud but somehow I'd keep an eye on Stu. He's too good to be true?
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cheers insert. A long time
Posted on Sat, 20 Jan 2024
cheers insert. A long time ago (2016) when we met. And you ran away back to London after dipping the till. Whoever would have thought a posh girl would have such long arms?
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The good news and the bad.
Posted on Sun, 21 Jan 2024
The good news and the bad. Good news first. Tyrus's tomb wasn't free. You owe me three million rial for belated entry fees. The bad news is the old joke about nose and feet. It's so funny I almost fell off my mule: اگر بینی شما دویده و پاهای شما...
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