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I'm a reptile for Christ sake. Do I look like an amphibian to you. Do I? I got news for ya, I don't metamorphosize. I am what I am. I'm not larva or...
Lynn is getting dressed as I type. Next thing I know, Lynn is telling me to stop typing and get off the computer. We're gonna take a ride to Concord...
My aunts and uncles were infamous for their flatulence. I remember one fart in particular. We were at the Shannon airport and only minutes away from...