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Randy Johnson

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Lightning Bolt

A man was too drunk to give his son a ride. Lightning struck his only son and he died. He drank too much and his son had to walk to his friend's...

Expensive Date

I made a mistake when I asked the wrong lady for a date. I never knew that a man could end up feeling such hate. She has expensive tastes and you won...

The Late Burkette Greene

Today would've been my grandfather's birthday if he had lived. He was born on May 1, 1910 and died on February 7, 1998 at the age of eighty-seven. He...

Rambo VS. Batman

People wondered who would win if Rambo and Batman got in a fight. Many people thought that Batman might. Batman threw a batarang at Rambo but Rambo...

Glass Joe

I'm an ex-prizefighter and my name is Glass Joe. If you're wondering if I could win fights, the answer is no. I got my ass kicked by a shrimp and his...

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