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Randy Johnson
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My Wife Isn't Pregnant
My Wife looks like she's pregnant but she's just fat. People have been congratulating her and she hates that. My father yelled "Woo Wee!" because he...
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- 2999 reads
What I Got For Christmas
When I asked my wife what I was getting for Christmas, she kicked me in the balls. That wasn't what I wanted for Christmas, that wasn't what I wanted...
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- 302 reads
John Wayne Brown - Part IV
Even though you did me wrong, I've written a few poems about you. You came in my house and stole some pills, that was a bad thing to do. You also...
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- 366 reads
Nintendo's Wii U Got a Bum Rap
Certain people hate the Wii U, they call it a piece of crap. But I like the game console and I think it got a bum rap. It's no XBOX One or PS4 but it...
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Merry Christmas, Mom - Part VII
Lots of people all over the world will celebrate the Yuletide. This will be the seventh Christmas that has come around since you died. We celebrated...
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- 349 reads