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Randy Johnson
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The Power Of A Zagnut
I'm sitting in a cell because I kicked a man's sorry butt. I beat the crap out of him because he stole my Zagnut. When I inserted a dollar and pushed...
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- 304 reads
Jim
He was my neighbor for over forty years and his name was Jim. When I think about what a good man should be like, I think of him. He and my uncle were...
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- 493 reads
Porky's Revenge
When I ordered a suckling pig, it turned out to be Porky Pig's son. I learned that when Porky got mad, he was meaner than Atilla the Hun. Porky sat...
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- 411 reads
My Star Wars Action Figures
When I built a time machine, I traveled back to 1977 and gave my younger self a hard smack. When I was a child, I bought the Star Wars action figures...
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- 390 reads
My Hairy Ass
Because of my upbringing and education, I'm a man who has substance and class. But nobody will believe that if they learn that I have a hairy ass. I...
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- 475 reads