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Randy Johnson
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Why I Had To Pay On Valentine's Day
My wife became furious because I forgot to buy her some candy and flowers. The bitch tried to electrocute me with a toaster while I was taking a...
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- 424 reads
Registered Sex Offender
The story I'm going to tell is something that isn't good. A registered sex offender moved to my neighborhood. A child molester moved to my...
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$hopping $pree
I hate to say I told you so but you wouldn't listen to me. And your so called girlfriend went on a shopping spree. She told you that her dad needed...
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Burkette Greene
My granddad died twenty-two years ago today at the age of eighty-seven. His name was Burkette Greene. He was born on May 1, 1910 and he lived in...
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The Loss Of Swift
The world lost a talented actor one year ago today. After being on Earth for almost 83 years, he passed away. He starred in 'Keeping Up Appearances'...
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