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Randy Johnson
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7 Years Back
Seven years ago tonight, I went to my late parents house and spent Christmas Eve and Christmas Day with them. It was the last Christmas that I was...
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The Black Hole
Disney released 'The Black Hole' in theaters forty years ago today on December 21, 1979. It was the first Disney movie that received the PG rating. I...
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My Wife Isn't Pregnant
My Wife looks like she's pregnant but she's just fat. People have been congratulating her and she hates that. My father yelled "Woo Wee!" because he...
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What I Got For Christmas
When I asked my wife what I was getting for Christmas, she kicked me in the balls. That wasn't what I wanted for Christmas, that wasn't what I wanted...
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John Wayne Brown - Part IV
Even though you did me wrong, I've written a few poems about you. You came in my house and stole some pills, that was a bad thing to do. You also...
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