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Randy Johnson

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Nintendo's Latest Blunder

Because I loved the original, I wanted to love Luigi's Mansion 3 for the Nintendo Switch. I wanted to love it. I tried to love it, but I hate it. I...

Snoregasms

Every time we make love, she falls asleep

Mario is Pissing

Back in the nineties, a video game was made that was called 'Mario is Missing'. But the game was changed, the original title was going to be 'Mario...

Smoke Free - Part IV

I'm happy to say that I quit smoking half a year ago. It's been six months today since I last smoked tobacco. When I was presented with the...

A Grandfather's Dying Wish

When you were eighteen, your dad kicked you out when you robbed a store. You would continually get in trouble and he couldn't put up with it anymore...

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