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Randy Johnson

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Porky's Revenge

By randy-johnson on Wed, 15 Jan 2020

When I ordered a suckling pig, it turned out to be Porky Pig's son. I learned that when Porky got mad, he was meaner than Atilla the Hun. Porky sat...

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My Star Wars Action Figures

By randy-johnson on Sun, 12 Jan 2020

When I built a time machine, I traveled back to 1977 and gave my younger self a hard smack. When I was a child, I bought the Star Wars action figures...

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My Hairy Ass

By randy-johnson on Mon, 06 Jan 2020

Because of my upbringing and education, I'm a man who has substance and class. But nobody will believe that if they learn that I have a hairy ass. I...

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He Wanted To See The World

By randy-johnson on Sat, 04 Jan 2020

He sold drugs because he wanted to see the world but he failed. The only thing that he got to see was the inside of a prison cell. He wanted to...

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Jon Pertwee's 50th Anniversary

By randy-johnson on Fri, 03 Jan 2020

Even though I hate the new Doctor Who TV show, I loved the classic Doctor Who. The Classic Doctor Who TV show aired from 1963-1989. It is the longest...