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Randy Johnson

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Following Women Around The Grocery Store

By randy-johnson on Mon, 25 Nov 2019

Let me tell you about an experience that wasn't great. I would follow women around the grocery store and ask for dates. Every single one of them said...

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Former Thanksgivings

By randy-johnson on Sat, 23 Nov 2019

My brother and our parents and I celebrated one of our Thanksgivings 30 years ago today on November 23, 1989. I remember a little about that day. I...

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Back To The Future II: 30th Anniversary

By randy-johnson on Fri, 22 Nov 2019

Back To The Future Part II was released thirty years ago today on November 22, 1989. Even though some of the future predictions were stupid, it's my...

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No Longer $5.00 Below

By randy-johnson on Wed, 20 Nov 2019

I have an ax to grind with Five Below stores. A Five Below store opened at the College Square Mall in Morristown, Tennessee about 17 or 18 months ago...

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I Was Thrown Down A Well

By randy-johnson on Wed, 20 Nov 2019

A man made a mistake when he decided to throw me down his well. He wanted me to do something but he should've known he would fail. He said he would...