Worldwide Admire Your Own Genitals Day

By hadley on Mon, 14 Dec 2009

Now, it just so happens that today is the day for doing stuff that there is no other special day for. Only yesterday, for example, was National Staring At Cheese Day.
Humour
Story
Certificate 12

Honour

By Tommyknocker on Mon, 14 Dec 2009

Jean Pierre was standing hands in his expensive French coat. He was staring down at the latest murder victim in in a string of prolific killings in...
Crime
Certificate U

Crisp and Clean

By Tommyknocker on Mon, 14 Dec 2009

Crisp and Clean A retired Janitor named John May sat drinking and smoking on his front porch. His faded stone blue eyes scanned the road for his...
Other Fiction
Story
Certificate PG

In Praise of Atheism

By seannelson on Mon, 14 Dec 2009

I am a fervent atheist, though I haven't written about this as much as I have other subjects. This is because 1.) I usually focus on my rarer and...
Opinion
Certificate U
Cherry

Beware of the Ides of March (part 3 of 10)

By akanbi on Mon, 14 Dec 2009

Damian Searl is as dodgy as they come and he knows it. He is not particularly proud of it, but neither does it keep him awake at nights.
Crime
Story
Certificate PG

About One-Legged Pete

By seannelson on Mon, 14 Dec 2009

Now, I recently stayed in a psychiatric unit for a few days. I've done this before, when I was in worse sanity, but this time I was partly waiting...
Talecatching
Non-fiction
Certificate U

Green Silver Pink and Gold

By Cavalcader on Sun, 13 Dec 2009

Little children when asleep to-night' will dream of their magic Christmas tree so bright.Children just be happy
Children's
Certificate U

Sleep Now

By threeleafshamrock on Sun, 13 Dec 2009

Yet another from the trenches of France...
Spiritual
Poem
Certificate U

Right now

By valiswaverider on Sun, 13 Dec 2009

While you sleep in bed tonight An egg shaped jellyfish is eating smaller jellyfish The bamboo is growing tall in the forests Cosmonauts are circling the Earth
Miscellaneous
Poem
Certificate U

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