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Juvenalia from the golden age of Britpop.

White Van, Man

You've seen those flowers on the lamp-post. This tells their story... Backwards.

Speed-Daters #2 (Was a couple years back...)

Born-again lonely-heart seeks similar for sin-free fun and possible redemption.

Tie Me Up Tie Me Down

What's your workplace dress-code?

The Man Who Fell In Love with His Wife

Returning home, she bid him, “Turn around;” The days-ago packed bag upon her arm. He raced a rally stage through drive-time town, An effervescent contrast to her calm.
Cherry

Speed-Daters #3 (Most People are So Boring)

Most people are so boring, don’t you think? So disappointing when they fall below, Which they always do. You meet some fellow, Find someone who gets you, someone in-sync

Speed-Daters #4 (I'm Sick and Tired)

I’m sick and tired of feeling sick and tired Every morning I wake up exhausted My stagnant, racing brain is uninspired I self-med my way to early-nighthood

Hardworking British Families

How long before your MP mentions "Hardworking British Families"? Get a stopwatch.

Facebook Whale

Facebook Whales are users with more than 10,000 "friends." How is that possible?

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