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StoryBarry the Monkfish paul-hayward04 years 6 months ago
StoryThe Pub paul-hayward14 years 6 months ago
StoryFree verse poem paul-hayward14 years 6 months ago
StoryHow Would You Describe Yourself? paul-hayward04 years 9 months ago
StoryHome Thoughts, From Abroad paul-hayward04 years 9 months ago

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Barry the Monkfish

By paul-hayward on Mon, 21 Oct 2019

There once was a monkfish called Barry Who lived off the coast of Canvey Given the chance, He loved to dance But he couldn't because he was a...
Surreal
Philosophy
Humour
Poem
Certificate U

The Pub

By paul-hayward on Fri, 18 Oct 2019

I wandered lonely as a tramp That floats on, high on heroin When through the darkened haze and damp I saw a most delightful inn Beside the pound shop...
Humour
Poem
Certificate 15

Free verse poem

By paul-hayward on Thu, 17 Oct 2019

Free verse poetry is bollocks, It has no rhyme scheme or metre, It may as well be a dialogue. It's written by people who Are too lazy to make Words...
Humour
Poem
Certificate 15
1 likes

How Would You Describe Yourself?

By paul-hayward on Mon, 15 Jul 2019

How would I describe myself? That's not an easy task, I've been told that I'm like many things From many harsh remarks; I'm like most pieces of...
Rant
Philosophy
Autobiography
Poem
Certificate 15

Home Thoughts, From Abroad

By paul-hayward on Tue, 02 Jul 2019

O, to be in England My home, I love the best For those who stay in England Don't put up with this mess Trapped in some foreign land Robbed of...
Travel
Western
Poem
Certificate PG