How Would You Describe Yourself?
By paul-hayward
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How would I describe myself?
That's not an easy task,
I've been told that I'm like many things
From many harsh remarks;
I'm like most pieces of modern art:
Meaningless and shite,
Down the pub I'm called Monopoly
Because I always start a fight
I'm like a diseased badger:
People want me exterminated,
I'm always blamed for heinous acts
And never vindicated
My parents don't like me either
Which is fair, so it seems:
They call me the alarm clock
Because I ruined all their dreams
I'm like a blind man with no limbs:
I don't go out that much,
I'm like a slimy, newborn baby cow:
I'm unpleasant to touch
I'm like a dark spoon in a metal cabinet:
People are confused by me,
And none of my friends understand
Because they're all imaginary
I'm like a picture of a decapitated rabbit:
Children look at me and cry,
I only agree with others
When they tell me I should die
I get unconditional hatred
From everyone I know,
I should have been more like my grandad
And died fifteen years ago
So how would I describe myself?
That's not an easy task,
But I don't want you to hate me too,
So it's best that you don't ask
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