Craven Danger took a seat on the number six downtown train and fiddled with his ukulele. “Are you gonna sing to your reindeer?” said a little girl sitting opposite.
I stand atop Kilimanjaro. My red cape flapping in the breeze. I stare off into the infinite sky, deciding the fate of mankind. But I’m tired of the struggle. I’m only one man in the universe.
Gather ‘round kiddies, ‘cause I got a story I wanna tell ya. Rudy the red-nosed reindeer, had a very shiny nose, see? And if ya ever saw it, you would even say it glowed