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Goatie 29
‘Are you alright?’ she asked. My head felt fuzzy. I tried to laugh it off. ‘I don’t suppose yeh can get wee apocalypses in the same way you get a wee...
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Goatie 28
I woke up choking with terror, and felt like a good drink, or even a bad drink like Eldorado, the way a gourmet chef dreams of the perfect meal. Even...
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Goatie 27
Cramp below my right knee, shuttled my torso along the soaking mattress. I twisted and turned and cursed to fuck and back. A memory bobbed to the...
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Goatie 26
The screech of the prison panic alarm had me going. The sound of running feet. Hardened souls flexed their muscles. I hid under the sheets until they...
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Goatie 25
I kept my eyes on the door. Aware she was behind me, growing like a wave on the sea, but it would be me that left no trace when she was gone. I had...
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terrible new jenny, but
Posted on Wed, 04 Mar 2026
terrible new jenny, but damned good copy. Look forward to part 2.
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hungry gods indeed. They
Posted on Mon, 02 Mar 2026
hungry gods indeed. They always are.
Read full commentPosted in Hannibal's Last Hotel (182 BC)
some people take the biscuit,
Posted on Thu, 26 Feb 2026
some people take the biscuit, but that's not enough, they demand more. It does have a satisfactory ending but the rest was great too.
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well, cost is a thing you
Posted on Thu, 26 Feb 2026
well, cost is a thing you choose to give away, like writing for others to read, gratis.
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'management fee' that's a
Posted on Thu, 26 Feb 2026
'management fee' that's a real ball-breaker, but we're so used to it, we look the other way. Great story. But I guess I say that all the time.
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It used to be acceptable to
Posted on Thu, 26 Feb 2026
It used to be acceptable to call 'Tory scum'. 'Reform scum' are sailing on the same boat. Monopolising the ideas of efficiency and fairness. Oh, how the Tories run. To think how the Americans used to come here to find out how to run a health...
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strange vibe, which is good
Posted on Fri, 27 Feb 2026
strange vibe, which is good for once. Like Cardomon Sorbet?
Read full commentPosted in Purple Mountain - Part 3
nice take on IP, and life,
Posted on Sat, 21 Feb 2026
nice take on IP, and life, generally.
Read full commentPosted in Recipe for My Daughter
aye. could happen. did happen
Posted on Fri, 20 Feb 2026
aye. could happen. did happen. maybe.
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new world order sounds
Posted on Fri, 20 Feb 2026
new world order sounds remarkably like the old.
Read full commentPosted in Welcome to the New World (with musical accompaniment!)
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