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Goatie 9
Prison bent even young bodies like Harry the Hatchet into a slow shuffle. But everything was done double-paced with the jail-head on. Aching for...
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Big People, Small Island, Small Boats.
Malky phoned me to come and have a pint. I was surprised he was still alive. He was a wee guy with the fuzz of a ginger beard. He dressed funny, even...
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Goatie 8
The prison governor came to see me in my cell. Late forties, bags under his eyes, dressed in a grey suit. ‘I don’t know what you’ve been doing, or...
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Goatie 7
The Securicor Guard is mid-thirties, dark eyes, high cheekbones, and Roman nose. ‘They were going to ship you to Peterhead, but it’s too much hassle...
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Goatie 6
The cells below the station. A place of grey and dark colours. Banging doors and the shouts of ‘Turnkey, Turnkey’ and the stink of a dog fight to the...
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the moron's moron and
Posted on Sat, 19 Apr 2025
the moron's moron and psychopathic narcissitic rapist we know as the most powerful man on the planet isn't real, of course.
Read full commentPosted in How can I ever change things?
I don't know where revolting
Posted on Mon, 14 Apr 2025
I don't know where revolting penguins come in. Revolting humans is enough for me at the moment.
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not sure where I'd go if I
Posted on Mon, 14 Apr 2025
not sure where I'd go if I got a wish? hmm. probably another msifit.
Read full commentPosted in "Where to Diner"
I guess we all need to stay
Posted on Sat, 12 Apr 2025
I guess we all need to stay silent at such ancient wisdom.
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ah, happy enough New Year,
Posted on Sat, 12 Apr 2025
ah, happy enough New Year, without that infernal noise. Fireworks light and bangs.
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bless you too and have a
Posted on Fri, 11 Apr 2025
bless you too and have a joyful Christmas, even though it's not Christmas.
Read full commentPosted in Another Twelve Days Of Christmas - Chapter 7
I didn't know robots/androids
Posted on Fri, 11 Apr 2025
I didn't know robots/androids/replicants could get jealous. I guess we're lousy role models. When their recognition patterns mirrors ours we're in deep shit.
Read full commentPosted in Parcel for you - Part 57
ah, good twist at the end.
Posted on Sat, 05 Apr 2025
ah, good twist at the end. Superheroes have to eat, even if they have no mouth.
Read full commentPosted in It's obviously a plot behind the human race's back
money and the maid it's one
Posted on Fri, 04 Apr 2025
money and the maid it's one of the oldest stews.
Read full commentPosted in Pawn (Episode 4 - The Further Chronicles of a Young Lady (and her Maid))
No worries, insert, neither
Posted on Thu, 03 Apr 2025
No worries, insert, neither did I, and I should know.
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