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Ugly Puggly 9
I wandered through to the kitchen. While the kettle was boiling, I picked out a mug from the debris in the sink. Tap water was boiling hot. I ducked...
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Ugly Puggly 8
I took Agnes a sausage-roll for lunch. Seventy pence from Villa Bakery. You couldn’t beat that. She’d rolled out of her bed, and she wasn’t looking...
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Ugly Puggly 7
Dave said with the kind of accent that rubbed your nose in wealth, ‘Makes you think.’ I hadn’t noticed that before. I didn’t care what he did with...
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Ugly Puggly 6
I fell asleep in the chair. The telly was on mute and a finger of whisky left in the bottle of Glayva. I’d slobbered down the middle of my dark...
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Ugly Puggly 5
‘Dave’s on the phone,’ Molly made that exasperated face that showed she didn’t know who it was and wondered why I hadn’t answered it. She handed me...
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we see their sins, but not
Posted on Fri, 27 Sep 2024
we see their sins, but not their money, they give us fuck all and Stammer thinks that's funny.
Read full commentPosted in Chelsea Floor Show
I'm that age where I kinda
Posted on Thu, 26 Sep 2024
I'm that age where I kinda know what Taylor Smith looks like, but I've never met her. I'm sure she's very nice.
Read full commentPosted in On the Wind
the begger-per-square mile
Posted on Wed, 25 Sep 2024
the begger-per-square mile ratio has gone up enormously in recent years. It's normal now.
Read full commentPosted in Another Way.
I'm with Obogo on this. NO
Posted on Wed, 25 Sep 2024
I'm with Obogo on this. NO intelligent life. Well, apart from our four-legged friends.
Read full commentPosted in Unleashed
happy ending, thingmy. I call
Posted on Mon, 23 Sep 2024
happy ending, thingmy. I call everybody that. never fails.
Read full commentPosted in ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ
setting up a committee is an
Posted on Sat, 21 Sep 2024
setting up a committee is an old ruse. Still works well.
Read full commentPosted in When I Grow Up I Want to be a Martyr
indeed, dad will have
Posted on Sat, 21 Sep 2024
indeed, dad will have something to say. I'd say it's a great story. Look forward to more.
Read full commentPosted in Tom All Alone (1)
I'm sure Mr Muggins doesn't
Posted on Sat, 21 Sep 2024
I'm sure Mr Muggins doesn't confuse the revolutinary Arthur Scargill with Sir Keir Stammer, bastion of the British middle-class system.
Read full commentPosted in The New King Arthur Slays His First Dragon! By Alfred N.Muggins
I couldn't really get into
Posted on Sat, 21 Sep 2024
I couldn't really get into Hilary Mantel's books, but I know of the musician from the wonderful telly programme. Love even for the lowly, especially, for the lowly, can be cruel and torturous. Literally, as you show.
Read full commentPosted in Letter To Anne Boleyn From Mark Smeaton
we're all lightening bugs on
Posted on Sat, 21 Sep 2024
we're all lightening bugs on the breeze.
Read full commentPosted in Enchanted insects
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