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Ewan Lawrie

The picture is me signing copies of my novel, Gibbous House at Unbound Books HQ in Islington by the canal.
All three Moffat novels are available here

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Nursery R-AI-me

Nonsense verse, or is it? Not created using any form of AI. Image is not created by Old McDonald and has no AI input.
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Last Week's Oranges

In our local book club last week, we had a quiz, to kick things off. The book club theme was Oranges, so the quiz had 9 purported titles. You had to mark the ones you thought were real books, who wrote them, if you marked them as books. Others were films, LP- I mean albums, or other cultural things. One was a red herring. (Should have been orange, eh?) Last Week's Oranges. Now, that answer is a real one. [Image source Wikipedia Commons placed in the public domain by Downtowngal ]
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Cherry

Einstein a Go-Go

It's about ... whatever you want. No copyright on titles. Picture is Albert aged 3 source: Wikicommons Licence: Public Domain
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Cherry

I Go My Own Way

Well, I do. Image is Broadway Boogie Woogie, by Piet Mondrian 1942 and in the Public Domain.
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S.I.G!

BTW I'm not, AFAIK Image Permission requested. Spectrum comms are down.

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438 of my comments have received 491 Great Feedback votes

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Ah well,

Posted on Wed, 18 Dec 2019

don't we know? "This is John, he...we used to know each other." Joan is about 19, John has been away for 20 years.
Yes, I know people don't like holes, but I do like clues, rather than telling everything.
Anyway, glad you liked it...

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Posted in A Polka Dot Dress

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It's the mothballs

Posted on Tue, 10 Jan 2017

I remember, and the faint smell of Lion pee and Turkish Delight.... hahaha. I do not know anyone who has never explored their parents' wardrobe. When I was 8, my dad's wardrobe had hundreds of football programmes from the 40's and 50's; Rangers...

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Posted in Grimms5

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Another fine episode in the life of

Posted on Mon, 07 Sep 2026

  Don Turlough-o.

T had a BCC removed from the same location a couple of years ago. This was after all the breast cancer business was over. Naturally, it was quite scary, BUT, it just means factor 50 outside, find shade - if there isn't...

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Posted in Oh Ambassador You Are Really Scaring Us

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Hah!

Posted on Fri, 04 Sep 2026

 I spent the first year of my life in a hiring (there weren't enough Married Quarters) on RAF El Adem. Needless to say, I have no personal memory, just "Family Folklore"; such as the man driving the bowser delivering water to the house wanting to...

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Posted in Tobruk, Or Not Tobruk?

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I'm a sucker for anything

Posted on Fri, 21 Aug 2026

 with the Devil in it, especially if it's funny. I have been ever since first coming across Bulgakov.

This is very good.

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Posted in Amnesty for Midgley

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Congratulations, this is our Pick of the Day Mon 17th Aug 2026

Posted on Mon, 17 Aug 2026

 Fine poetry, well done indeed.

Please do share on your social media Fellow ABCTalers if you liked it too.

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Posted in Eclipsed

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I often go back and look at things

Posted on Wed, 12 Aug 2026

  by others. It's quite interesting to see what works and what doesn't. Also it's useful to see if one's opinion of something has changed. (More often than one might suppose.)

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Posted in Money for the Circus 12

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Because I'm old ...

Posted on Mon, 03 Aug 2026

  I was brought up short by the mention of Charlie Drake, possibly the least funny man ever on British Television. But, boy, was he ever popular back in the Stone Age. I hated his whole schtick.

Anyway, looks like you've another cracker...

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Posted in Off Script-1

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Congratulations, this is our PIck of the day 27th July 2026

Posted on Mon, 27 Jul 2026

  I expect many of us will sympathise with the sentiments expressed here. It's our pick of the day today. Please share on your social media fellow ABCTalers.

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Posted in A Better World

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Congratulations, this is our Pick of the day 20th July 2026

Posted on Mon, 20 Jul 2026

  No apologies for picking this as our Pick of the Day today, it's funny, succinct, and shows great self-knowledge. We all need to tell stories against ourselves - a little self-knowledge is a marvellous thing.

Please share this,...

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Posted in Metamorphosis

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