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Ha. Oh dear. I feel like I made you work for it. Pluto is pretty special in its own icy way, isn't it, poor unplaneted thing that it is. I think we should definitely send T and B - Team TB as explorers in a Wallace and Gromit style rocket. Who...
I'd like to say I'd had none, being a lady, just a vivid imagination, so that's all I will say. :) In a way, mudskippers are so charming that it seems insulting to have cast them in a poem about one night stands, but they're not very romantic,...
Well, I'm being generous to myself really, more like 25 years. I was rounding down. Yes, history and Latin, a robust combination...Latin taught by a heavily bearded Irishman with a passion for the Romans, which is understandable. :)
I like this very much Luigi. As a fellow cat lover, I feel I should point out that you have probably underestimated him - I'm sure he read the papers regularly when you weren't looking. I know that my cat has surprising political views from his...
Oh god. Imagine the
Posted on Thu, 20 Feb 2020
Oh god. Imagine the disappointment. Just a poem. Not a boob in sight.
Read full commentPosted in Looking at Klimt’s Frieze for Beethoven
So sad, sorry for you and
Posted on Thu, 20 Feb 2020
So sad, sorry for you and Frankie. It's a very precious thing, the love between us and our pets.
Read full commentPosted in To my Best Friend...(Frankie)
You're right, now I'm
Posted on Wed, 19 Feb 2020
You're right, now I'm imagining Boris trying to explain Pluto and Charon to Trump through role play:
'But it's my turn to be Pluto, Boris.'
'Just ferry the dead souls to me, Donald',
Just goes to show too how...
Read full commentPosted in Pluto’s ode to Charon
Ha. Oh dear. I feel like I
Posted on Wed, 19 Feb 2020
Ha. Oh dear. I feel like I made you work for it. Pluto is pretty special in its own icy way, isn't it, poor unplaneted thing that it is. I think we should definitely send T and B - Team TB as explorers in a Wallace and Gromit style rocket. Who...
Read full commentPosted in Pluto’s ode to Charon
I'd like to say I'd had none,
Posted on Mon, 17 Feb 2020
I'd like to say I'd had none, being a lady, just a vivid imagination, so that's all I will say. :) In a way, mudskippers are so charming that it seems insulting to have cast them in a poem about one night stands, but they're not very romantic,...
Read full commentPosted in One Night Stand
Love the nursed fireflies and
Posted on Wed, 12 Feb 2020
Love the nursed fireflies and that they are just yours. Very comforting piece. :)
Read full commentPosted in Jar of Lights
Gorgeous Di. 'Tying time
Posted on Tue, 04 Feb 2020
Gorgeous Di. 'Tying time together'! What a beautiful line.
Have retweeted it because I have a Twitter account even though I have no idea what I am doing! :) Lovely poem. So much promise of Spring. :)
Read full commentPosted in Present
Thank you. And well, yes, I
Posted on Mon, 27 Jan 2020
Thank you. And well, yes, I am talking to someone who writes fantastic tales about the psychic possibilities of bum cheeks... :)
Read full commentPosted in Underground
Well, I'm being generous to
Posted on Tue, 21 Jan 2020
Well, I'm being generous to myself really, more like 25 years. I was rounding down. Yes, history and Latin, a robust combination...Latin taught by a heavily bearded Irishman with a passion for the Romans, which is understandable. :)
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Read full commentPosted in The Provinces of Sea Swallows
I like this very much Luigi.
Posted on Sat, 11 Jan 2020
I like this very much Luigi. As a fellow cat lover, I feel I should point out that you have probably underestimated him - I'm sure he read the papers regularly when you weren't looking. I know that my cat has surprising political views from his...
Read full commentPosted in King of the Road
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