The unmasking of another straw man

Does part of your confusion? Arise from the contusion? Of that kiss so lovingly wrapped inside a fist? Why hold back? What’s pain? Just black A void In which to switch

NODDY & THE SAUSAGES

What will happen if poor little Noddy can't make it in time? Will Mrs Tubby Bear save her baps before Big Ears gets hold of them?

Inspector of the Queen's Tandems

These days the post of Head Inspector of the Queen’s Tandems is mainly a symbolic role, that is since Her Majesty has forgone the use of the Crown Ceremonial Tandem since that infamous incident invo

Simon Pegg, Hot Fuzz and Priceless

Simon Pegg and Priceless. Simon Pegg is not Priceless, but is meant to be funny. Run Fat Boy Run might have been funny if you were…and I can’t think of the right word here. If you were drunk, daft or Peggless, which probably involves a mixture of all three. Simon Pegg’s big breakthrough film was Shaun of the Dead. That got him noticed and namechecked by among others Tarrantino and it brought him an audience. Hot Fuzz, ITV 4, was packed with the...
Cherry

His Master's Voice - Part four

"I think y'hit bottom, Shelley. We s'pposed to stay here?"

Because I can’t talk (to you)

Words are where I am, so now your hurricane of mere language has blown me right out of sight. Out of range.
Cherry

Because of you

It is a silence. It is a grey-ness.

Jennifer Jane meets the Clerk of the weather Part 2

Sitting up in front, guiding the cloud along, was Frosty, her very own snowman!
Cherry

Journeys you should and shouldn't make

My granddad used to say that there's a journey in everyone's life you regret making. For him, it was his trip to New Zealand to see an old friend
Cherry

(2)Lost at sea in a rowing boat in the middle of a war zone with a just a cage full of penguins and a bucket of fish for company

Lucking the Scots know all about surviving in lonely artic wastelands and have developed the perfect antidote to cold, in a convenient liquid form.

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