Rolling home!
By Tom Brown
Roll out the barrel, we'll have a barrel of fun!
Roll out the barrel, we've got the blues on the run!
Rolling home by the light of the silvery moon.
Happy is the day that the sergeant gets his pay.
Rolling rolling rolling home, rolling home!
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Cokes Jokes and Smokes
“Please wake up your friend there at the back. “You wake him up Professor. You put him to sleep.” “Hawkins is one of the most famous scientists in...
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Crazy Sumcrax
MIKE … Comes out the bathroom– “Dad you got your jocks wrong way round and inside out. “Brilliant my boy! How did you know? “The skid marks are in...
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Lectures & Books
High School class “Sir can one be punished for something you didn't do? “Of course not my boy! “Thank-you sir I didn't do the assignment sir.” If you...
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Mad Macrax
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Manners Please!
“Fee, Fi, Fo, Fum, I smell the blood of an Englishman; Be he alive or be he dead, “I'll grind his bones to make my bread.” “Puddin's burnt”...
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Shots and Shocks
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Two goofed beatnix walk along the road, a fighter jet coming over low bursts into flames “Hey dúde! Dig that crazy pop-up toaster!” Two hippies...
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At last .. .. Mathematician– “Coffee or tea? “Yes thanks.” Talk about squaring the circle! At the Kruger Park while three bigshot maths profs were...
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