Rolling home!

Roll out the barrel, we'll have a barrel of fun!
Roll out the barrel, we've got the blues on the run!
Rolling home by the light of the silvery moon.
Happy is the day that the sergeant gets his pay.
Rolling rolling rolling home, rolling home!

 

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