By Tom Brown
Boys' night out. The steps to getting thrashed.
You become handsome
You become charming
You get funny
You get clever
You get strong
You get beaten up
How do you know a barfly lady from down-town?
By the callouses on her titties. Some heavy traffic.
She's less repulsive and prettier after every beer
and the rest you can't remember.
Check your wallet.
Your new neighbours
First visit– The party
Second visit– To apologise
Last visit– Pay the damages
“Congratulations on your birthday! May you become as old as you look!”
“Age before beauty “And pearls before swine!”